Auckland Ad Agency Announces 'Strategic Silence' Campaign, Celebrates Doing Literally Nothing for $350K

By Mad Team on October 13, 2025

AUCKLAND — In a bold act of strategic minimalism, boutique creative shop Puncture & Sway has launched a groundbreaking campaign for client Stellar Fibre Broadband, consisting entirely of intentional silence. As in, no ads, no media spend, no copy, no social posts. Not even a rogue EDM. Just a well-considered, high-concept absence of presence.

Dubbed 'The Pause That Connects Us', the campaign costs a tidy $350,000 and is already being hailed by internal stakeholders as 'perceptionally disruptive.' Details were unveiled at an invite-only media breakfast held under a fluorescent light in Eden Terrace, where the agency projected a blank slide for 36 minutes and served only sparkling water and dry Weet-Bix to mirror the campaign’s barren aesthetic.

"We realised the real noise in the market was the noise itself," said Creative Lead Rory Gibbons, who recently changed his title to 'Head of Unspoken Truths'. "So we leaned into clarity. We created non-activation zones across key demographics by actively deciding not to target them. It's both tactical restraint and a powerful nod to the timeless art of not trying."

Despite pushback from the client’s sales team, internal data shows a 13% spike in consumer confusion, which the agency says is 'proof of recalibrated engagement metrics.' The next phase of the campaign is rumoured to include a blank billboard in Paeroa and a podcast that auto-plays 14 minutes of dead air, followed by the faint sound of a saxophone in the distance. No saxophonist was hired.