How a German Camping Stove Changed the Way I Think About Branding

By Mad Team on November 9, 2025

It started with a camping trip to the Coromandel. Harmless enough. But then I stumbled across a Trangia knockoff at a secondhand gear stall. Except it wasn’t a knockoff. It was a Petromax. German engineering. Matte black. Designed like a Bauhaus fever dream.

It boiled water fast, sure. But what got me were the details. The lid clicked into place with the conviction of an Audi door. The product leaflet, yes, a paper leaflet, was written like a sacred text of fire and steel. No lifestyle fluff. No imagery of improbably fit couples in the Alps laughing over instant noodles. Just diagrams, specs and a quiet confidence that said, ‘We are serious about your flame.’

You can’t fake that kind of brand integrity. Petromax isn’t disrupting anything. It hasn’t gone direct-to-consumer. There’s no slick Instagram presence. Yet here I am, weeks later, evangelising. The brand understands its user intimately and doesn’t waste a centimetre of packaging trying to be something it’s not. Take notes, marketers. You don’t have to shout if you’ve built something worth whispering about.

In a world obsessed with campaigns, KPIs and meaningless purpose statements, sometimes the real magic is found in the basement-level decisions. Brush-finished metal instead of glossy plastic. A promise delivered by design, not language. It's not flashy, but it lasts, and that might be the best brand story of them all.