Local Agency Unleashes Revolutionary Scent-Based Marketing, Public Pretends to Care

By Mad Team on August 22, 2025

AUCKLAND, New Zealand — In a bold move to disrupt an industry already distracted by its own jargon, North Shore digital agency Nimbus & Co. has announced the launch of ‘Olfactelligence’, billed as Aotearoa’s first scent-based omnichannel marketing platform.

Speaking from the agency’s converted Grey Lynn shipping container office (one of those ones with plants on the exterior and a bespoke kombucha tap inside), Creative Technology Catalyst Brooke Jenkins says the concept emerged during a three-day silent strategy retreat in Waiheke. 'We were burning palo santo and someone said, what if brands had a signature smell?' Jenkins explained while rearranging the rock garden on her standing desk.

Their first client? A boutique sparkling water startup with four Instagram followers and a mission to “hydrate with intention.” The campaign, debuting next week across yoga studios and dog-friendly cinemas, will release a scent described as ‘dewy limestone with undertones of generational wealth’ every time the word “refreshing” is mentioned aloud in the vicinity. A limited-edition nasal influencer kit will be sent to 13 hand-picked micro-thoughtfluencers in Te Atatū Peninsula.

While inside the agency, reaction has been euphoric, with strategist Jordan (surname redacted, legally) calling it ‘the most engaging non-visual funnel anchor we’ve ever actioned’, the public response remains tepid. One passerby, when asked to sniff a test ad in Newmarket Westfield, said, 'Smells like someone left the fridge door open. But OK.'

Nimbus & Co. is already in talks to expand Olfactelligence into VR spaces, senior living complexes, and unexpectedly, the Helensville RSA.